how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS
AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS
AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS
in my social studies class we were talking about laws and shit and one boy goes “Why is rape illegal? Don’t girls like dominance?” and the smallest girl in class got up and socked him in the jaw and said “Shouldn’t you like that? Don’t you like acting tough?” and everyone got quiet for a second and then slow clapped it out for her
I JUST PEED MYSELF
MY DOG JUST FREAKED OUT AND I THINK I JUST DIED LAUGHING
unHOLY FUCKER OF MOTHERS
Me thinking at night: I should really try and get more exercise!
Me thinking while bored at school: Maybe I should start looking at more colleges
Me thinking on the bus home from school: I really need to practice driving more and take the driving test!
Me at home on my laptop: what do you mean i have to get up to go to the bathroom
